As close friends and family are all now acutely aware, Adam was diagnosed with what the good doctors tell us is a very treatable form of cancer about two weeks ago. In that time, he’s undergone surgery and four chemotherapy sessions with Dr. Daniel Vorobiof, an apparently brilliant, Argentinean, beardy man with a thing for glass.
Oh, Internet.
Between the endless semi-porno results you throw up from seemingly innocuous image searches, to the bottomless pit of inanity that is any comment thread ever, exists a special circle of virtual hell, where hordes of spambots work tirelessly, spreading their useless, unwanted messaging to all corners of cyberspace.
